On May 29, 2021, Bonzi declared war on Clippissippi, after their Supreme Leader, Jake Paul, recorded a lit dab on vlog in the official president's house.
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Bonzi won by a small fraction of one vote, making Bonzi the next president of the US.
He fought his way through all of the burdens, and made his way to the final top 2, his final opponent being the incumbent Trump. The well-endowed gorilla of grapish-hue had a very hard time in his presidential campaign, because every woman on earth was sexually harassing him. In 2020, Bonzi ran for president against Donald Trump as the Democratic nominee. But its a stupid gorilla, what harm could it do?"Ģ020 US Presidential Campaign Zuckerberg was shocked to see his only success had escaped, but considered it a non-threat he said in a press conference that "Bonzi always tried to block my style. Should'a surfed incognito.īonzi made a feature appearance in the Sonic Boom episode "Expand Dong" Escape īonzi Buddy escaped the labs in late 2015, where he had been concealed for ten years. Sometimes, a person could hear Bonzi moaning and making sex noises in the background of your PC, but when you closed your window, he would be hiding behind that game of Minesweeper you never finished, doing it to the porn. Studies done at Harvard showed that a male looking at loli and anime porn got more attention from Bonzi than a male looking at school work. CNET complained it seemed too virus like why would a simple gorilla that shit out vines and swung across your screen need your social security number? Many others like Pyrocynical and FOX said it was a fucking harmless gorilla, and that we should give it all of our praise. Companies like IGN, Rotten Tomatoes, the Obama Administration, and Costco were giving out their fair share of harassment. Once acquiring the link httpp://bonzi.link, The Bonzi Bros released their software, but immediately they were hit with criticism. Unfortunately, since the lab's PC's all had Intel i486 processors, they spent four days and 17 hours waiting for the 3mb zip file to transfer. He was soon booted into a floppy disk, that contained Bonzi Buddy's software. He said he wanted something harmless that required people to enter their most sensitive personal data so he could use their credit cards on 400 shirts and jeans.īonzi's life Birth īonzi Buddy's first time opening his eyes was at the FBI Secret Lab, in Menlo Park, New Jersey. Sometime in 2006, 4 years after XP had been released, Zuckerberg walked into the FBI headquarters asking the douche-bag Robert Mueller to secretly conspire with him on a MLG Minecraft survival lets play a project to steal people's information because Zuckerberg was sick of the daily hackings from the USSR and wanted all of the user info for himself.
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